I am known as Googy the Great! I tell fortunes for your amusement and delight(mostly amusement). Ask me a question and I will tell you a(n intricately woven and detailed) lie. I believe there is a fine line between bullshit and magic, brilliance and madness, faith and blind stupidity. Come, all you seekers of beautiful lies, all you brawlers of reality, come walk that line with me as we tempt lightning bolts. Come sit by the warm glow of the electronic device of your choice while I tell you a tale of love, fortune, or success.